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Thursday, December 30, 2004

Remember that Dristan Cold I had this time last month? Well, THIS month's good news was this season's Flu Strain. Coral got it first, so she recovered first, then me, then Laurie...

This is suckin' the life right outta me...

I have developed, at the tender age of 38, a tendency to migraine headaches. My beloved wife is a Tylenol and Advil fan, which I cannot fault her for, but this means there is no ASA or Aspirin in the house. Tylenol and Advil do nothing for my migraines, even combined. Aspirin is and has always been completely effective. I discovered something else that was similarly efficacious: Icy Hot. Desperate for relief, I recalled a news story on a medical implant used to control migraines by cutting off neural signals to major nerves under the scalp. I applied Icy Hot to the back of my neck, the area shown in the news story, and 20 minutes later, my entire scalp had gone numb; the nerves were still inflamed, I just couldn't feel 'em...felt a little strange to have the 'ol bean still pounding a little, but unable to feel any pain, or anything at all, really. The effect lasts about 4-6 hours, and I may rely on it more in the future, since Aspirin also disrupts my sleep somewhat.

Anyway, suffice to say that L and I are in day 7 of what is probably going to end up being a 14 day ordeal. I have a feeling that I should be fairly functional by day 10; which is good, because I have to go back to work! The total irony here, of course, is that even though Laurie went and got the Magic Flu Shot a few months back, and she has been on antibiotics since about two days ago, I cannot tell that her recovery is proceeding any quicker than mine; and of course the primary irony is that she got this flu in the first place, after being "immunized". Further Irony is the kids: Coral's total down time was only 8 days, and Colin, we believe, contracted this strain about two months back and spent only 7 days with it. Of course, he's immune...people hacking up a lung all around him, virii everywhere; and little boy is still his same happy, cheerful, bounding self - which can be very irritating to mommy and daddy when they're sick...

I did indeed get a proper light system from Laurie for my bike: now, if I can just muster the energy (and lower my blood pressure) to go out and install it on the ATB. I will be riding the ATB again come next week, once I get those gumboots...

I really have three priorities this week: Get some waterproof footwear that I can ride in, get the hardware/software for a broadband internet hookup (granpa has offered to cover half, he says is really worth his while), Get my home teaching done...

I am going to detail a demo I did for my Sunday School kids on walking (living) by faith. It was part of a lesson I prepared called "some things must be believed to be seen". I started out telling them about the physicist Foucault. He of the famous Pendulum experiments. I told them the story of how he discovered that a pendulum of sufficient mass would describe an arc over a 24-hour period, the size of the arc dependent on one's latitude between the equator and either pole. They found this mildy fascinating. I then fixed a small screw clamp to the track on the suspended ceiling, and hung a golf ball from a bit of string with some masking tape. I laid a line on the floor with the tape and asked for a volunteer. I told the volunteer to stand with his toes on the line, and he was not to move at all unless I told him it was alright to do so. I then pulled the bob of my improvised pendulum back until it touched the bridge of his nose. I released the bob, and it swung away, on the return swing, he (the volunteer) flinched away (well, not too much, I myself actually reacted much more strongly when I tried it out beforehand). On the second trial, we proceeded exactly as the first, except I had him cover his eyes...

He didn't flinch.

Why?

Because he couldn't see it coming, of course.

In this situation he had only the following actions open:

First, he had to trust that what he had already learned in school science class about pendulums was true: namely, that a pendulum mass never returns to its precise point of release (as long as it has been released properly).

Second, he had to adhere to the conditions of the experiment: if he allowed his weight to shift forward even a little, it was going to put his nose into the path of an approaching golf ball...Er, I mean, pendulum bob.

Thirdly, he had to trust that the person in charge of the experiment (me), wasn't going to put extra acceleration on the pendulum mass, thereby allowing it to return with sufficient energy left to hit him. ie: he had to trust that I wasn't going to smack him in the face with a golf ball...

How does all this apply to living by Faith?

Simple: In life, we really are blind most of the time; we can't see what's coming at us day-to-day. So we can either get smacked in the face...or:

Trust what we have already been taught about Life, God, Good & Evil, and start living and learning like all that and more really mattered and had real consequences...because it does.

Obey the ground rules the Person (God) in charge of this experiment has laid down for our safety.

Trust that He has our best interests at heart and does not wish to smack us in the face with a golf ball...or see us unnecessarily hurt in our lives.

Anyway, that demo probably constitutes the most creative thing I've done since my attempts at becoming a writer...but it was a LOT more fun.

Even if I didn't actually smack anyone in the face with a golf ball...

Friday, December 24, 2004

Leaving the posting a little late this month, eh?

Worry not, friends 'n neighbors, 'tis the holiday season and there should be plenty to write about over the next nine days...which I have off work, btw.

What to do with all this free time on a sudden?

Well, tomorrow we're going to see the Polar Express (which reminds me, I need to look into getting advance tickets). We'll probably go out to dinner as well and enjoy some good "comfort food". Coral is finally over her cough and Colin seems to be doing ok, so it should be a merry (and healthy) Xmas after all.

We bought a toy...a portable DVD setup for the car...and now L wants to return it as she can't see us USING it all that much. We'll probably blow some of the ca$h back on a night out and put the rest on the vi$$$a card.

I've got all my gifts bought, and almost none of them wrapped - aigh! I managed to hit the high points on Laurie's list and I know she tried her best for mine. I really need to think about upping my "Xmas fund" donations for next year.

I haven't rode the bike to work lately. I need a proper light system - which I believe L is going to provide - and some sort of waterproof footwear. The gumboots I have in mind are common to any surplus store, but I haven't been anywhere NEAR a surplus store lately. I'll find 'em. Meanwhile, my weight has plateau'd again and I may be wearing my belt out another notch soon. GOT to get back to riding in the new year! HAVE to!

My new course of study for my new Sunday School class is Church History, specifically the D+C. I am sure I will learn as much as my students!

Bro. Cassel has re-commited himself to Home Teaching, and he's taking me along with him! Bless him, his commitment makes up what I lack.

Mom and Dad are away in San Diego doing the tourist thing...feels a little strange not having them around.

Anyways, will right more later as the mood strikes me.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

I have a Dristan cold.

You know, itchy, watery eyes, runny nose, touch of fever. Plus various assorted aches 'n pains...

I went to work Thursday...probably shouldn't have. It was one of those days where you hope things will get better and they just don't.

So I took Friday off. Saturday as well. Still feel awfull.

Do you know what my WIFE had me doing today???!

Her parents came up for the day so they could all attend a funeral together. Umm, Spring's father, old family friend of the Dallmans and fellow square dancer. Died suddenly of a heart attack in his kitchen...

Anyway, L had her dad bring the 20' extension ladder and once AGAIN I was risking my life on that thing putting up our Xmas lights. I have a COLD darnit!!! Freezing my nay-nays off on a ladder is the LAST place I should be!!!

Bob and Trudy were not only nice enough to give L a ride, and ferry the ladder to me, but they also took care of our kids on Friday night. L and I went out to dinner, enjoying some great comfort food; also did a little window shopping. Went to see "Finding Neverland". Definite Chick Flick, but a good performance by Mssr. Johnny Depp. I found it amusing to see all the 'tweens and teens ooohing and aaahing over Johnny D.; they DO realize the guy is pushing 40, right?

The car is running fine, after the half-an-overhaul I gave the engine. Nothing leaks, and the engine seems to be running as well as it did when we bought it, mebbe better even...

I have finally acquired, after 32 years of being literarily capable, a strong testimony of reading the scriptures daily. Especially the Book of Mormon, I intend to spend the next few years memorizing it...and no, I'm not going to jinx this intent by putting it down on paper. I have finally found a genuine desire. Why? Let's just say it has given me the strength (in ways I don't yet fully understand) to deal effectively and finally; with my daily struggles.

I have decided that my reliable homebuilt roadie, Big Red, is NOT an all weather machine. Although I have been able to improvise some effective Wet Gear, the bike itself suffers too much when exposed to the elements. I have not yet completed black beauty, the hardtail that I think was once a Norco Katmandu. Beauty needs brakes, a chain and a new seat. I could also stand to re-do the rear axle. Some fenders would help as well. Beauty would necessarily be a slower ride than Big Red, but I could take some of the rougher side paths and shortcuts that are too risky to Big Red's tires. I think the overall trip time would even out. Frankly, I think riding thru that sandbar by the Lafarge Concrete rail spur would be much easier once the ground is frozen! All I really need for proper cold/wet gear is a good pair of waterproof boots, cheap.

I got to meet Coral's psychologist, Dr. Kope. She's a nice lady, but I think I intimidated her a little...We discussed Coral's diagnosis and prognosis and she recommended a little home study reading. Coral's treatment has been a godsend, and BOY can you tell when she's off her medication!!

We'll be getting some Xmas fund$ from my parents, and some additional ca$h from my savings bonds thru work. All told, about 500$ to spend. L wanted to buy a portable DVD player and we may still do so. Another choice would be a video camera. Perhaps a model with DVD recording capability...?

We've been meaning to get ourselves a video camera for some time. I would consider it a bonus if we were able to find a model that functioned as a webcam, as well.

Speaking of gifts, I wanted the Lifu Prontool set for Xmas, but L sez no way. She did, however, relent a little and let me buy a copy of Sidwell's "Bicycle Repair Manual" a concise guide for the Home Mechanic. Bliss!

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Well, I got my juice back...automotive-wise.

The slight coolant leak on the Cav turned into a major gush on the eve of the 27th (Tuesday night?). SO I began to poke 'n prod Wednesday after work, and got the full kit of parts and a torque wrench from our local Lordco. I took Thursday off and got the head removed, and prepped the head Friday after I got it back from the machinists. Saturday I spent putting everything back together and part of Sunday I spent second-guessing myself because the car wouldn't start as I forgot to plug the fuel pump back in!

Actually, it was a textbook job, except the part about the fuel pump...

What other news? I got Randy's computer fixed up for his kids...then the 2gig supplementary HD I installed blew a fuse and took the CD with it. Spent some time at driverzone last night finding the right drivers. This is kind of embarrassing, as I promised to have the unit back to him (in working order) by Friday. So I can't do the CPU upgrade (in-betweener Pentium/non-MMX), and the extra HD didn't work. Now all I need is for the SIMMs I installed to go wonky and I'll end up owing my client a new computer...

I priced out a reasonable fee for the package...it's more than the PC is worth...

Why do I bother?

Laurie won a 500$ shopping spree from Art Knapp's Plantland (the home of Dept. 56 Collectibles). She was PUMPED, and spent today shopping at Knapp's. I worked some overtime, and managed to catch up on a little of the massive backlog that has built up in Central Stock.

Took the kids to see Disney/Pixar's THE INCREDIBLES. WOW!!!

Definitely gotta go see that one again...IT ROCKED!!!

I've got my home teaching list and I've been partnered with Don Cassel. I guess we'll keep each other honest.



Sunday, October 17, 2004

"In a world where complete honesty is a dream and an ideal, only dreamers and idealists are being completely honest."

Last Sunday, Bro. Mark Bell raised a point during Grant's lesson about "Sincere and honest prayer". He pointed out that it may be hypocritical to be honest and sincere with the Lord and then go out and be dishonest and insincere with our fellow man. With that in mind, I determined to try raising the level of honesty in my life and dealings with the people I meet day-to-day.

Last Thursday I was loading some electric fireplaces with the clamp truck and noticed that the night crew had top loaded some of the units in a trailer for one of the Eastern DC's to cube out the space in the trailer. Now, loading this way is certainly a more efficient use of space, but it's not a terribly efficient use of time. I had been straight-loading these myself (ie: loading the shipment in an HBC trailer with exactly the same stack pattern as it was found in the shipping container), which can leave some empty space in the taller CP trailers; but takes a minimum amount of time per load/offload.

Len Lemieux, our new Dept. Supervisor, faulted me for not cubing out the trailer as the night crew had done to theirs.

I tried to justify myself by pointing out that there is a "do not tip" warning on the fireplace cartons, and that the night crew should not have loaded them laying on their sides like that. I argued that dire consequences could result from such methods. I suppose that Len didn't feel like arguing the point further, and let the matter drop; looking more than a little annoyed with me.

I went to break, and while eating I suddenly realised, "I don't believe a single word of what I just said back there..."

Which means...?

I was arguing with my BOSS for the sake of arguing!

Not a bright move.

So immediately after break I sought out Len and told him (he was talking to Tony B, our Facility Manager), "if I am ever that full of it again you just tell me so, I won't be offended". Then I apologised for trying to give him a hard time.

Felt good.

Fact is, I have been full of it for a while, and I needed (still need?) a serious reality check.

Saturday I did some overtime, and after finishing my first assignment that morning, Len asked me to switch to replenishment picking. Normally I would have jumped at the chance to get off the dock and back to my safe, boring, regular assignment as a machine operator; but not this time. I said something like "ok, I'll go if you want, but I kind of assumed that once this load was finished, I would be doing a second, and perhaps a third...". Len knew I was unhappy (have been unhappy) all week on the dock, and was throwing me a bone. My answer told him I was more than willing to suck it up and get the job he needed me to do completed - and I did complete it.

I managed, through a little serendipity, to very neatly (and quickly) dispose of a problem shipment that had been lurking in our staging area for the last couple of days. Criteria for these crossdock transfer loads states that the merchandise MUST be palletized and our departmental goals state that the trailers SHOULD be cubed out as much as possible. Unfortunately, the Ti-Hi limits on palletized product often mean that they get loaded with a less-than-optimal use of space. The problem with the shipment in question was that the boxes were very large and oddly shaped. When stacked for loading, the palletized product was too high to fit through the trailer door! No-one over the last two days wanted to touch this shipment, as the first solution to the problem was to re-stack the entire 300 carton order! I left the order palletized as it was, and merely doubled two pallets worth of merchandise onto one pallet, using the clamp truck. The shipment fit well and cubed well, and should be easy to re-assemble when it reaches its destination. I didn't quite complete that third load as I had a couple of problem shipments show up one right after the other, and I decided that it was probably better to pick it up on Monday. Know what? I don't mind so much being on the dock now...

Offloading and loading trailers is not the easiest work in the world, but I don't mind it that much. It still gives me the same feeling of "a good days work well done" that I get from picking in the Central Stock dept.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Been playing Backgammon at MSNzone again...

Lame!

Four opponents: two English, one Hebrew, one Korean - all on "expert" level. Down by one or two points in each match...managed to pull even or ahead in all four games (once by judicious use of doubling cube) and ALL FOUR quit before the match game was complete!!! Sore losers...

I mean, the Hebrew BURIED me that first game...and played well all the way up to the final game...and quit when it was obvious he was too far behind...feh!

One advantage to the "play for money" sites: if your opponent gets fed up and quits, he STILL has to pay up!!!

I think I'm ready...too bad I can't find a club here in town where I can drop in to play... FIBS, here I come!

Weather has been getting cold of late...I am down to two or three days riding per week. This is enough to maintain my fitness level, and even provides for a little weight loss; albeit at a slower rate. I must watch what I eat, as well.

Found and repaired that old bottle genny that Taras gave me. It's a 6v/5w lightweight dyno with a .5 inch friction wheel. I was built into the headlamp housing; which has broken, so now I am debating whether or not to house the genny seperately and kludge up a new housing out of PVC pipe. I still have that generic handlebar mount; I ought to be able to screw that puppy to anything. Now all I need is an appropriate bulb. I was thinking a 12v/10w krypton bulb should do me...and should be "blow out" proof as well. The genny set will be my primary light source, with the twin C cell headlamp as the backup.

Saw another Dead Man Riding this morning. Dark clothes, no lights and not even a hint of high-vis reflector anywhere on his person or bike...sigh, and they say motorists are negligent...I have even seen Phantom riders doing the Suicide Run down Nordel way in traffic for pity's sake! Oh well, these Darwin Award nominees are doing the rest of the cycling public a service by not living long enough to breed...

Saturday, September 25, 2004

"Sir? Are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate?" - Futurama: "Planet of Robots" episode.

The Cavalier is loosing coolant. It needed to be fixed anyway, because I bodged the thermostat replacement and I STILL can't get the radiator fan to switch on...the car was running REAL hot this summer.

So I worked some overtime and took the car to Toyo motors. They replaced the thermostat, tested the system for leaks and got the rad fan working again. They also overcharged us by about 20$; but hey, it's only money! I appreciate that they have loaner vehicles available for their loyal customers...

I have set up Parental Controls on our system. The kids are surfing more often and are sometimes unsupervised...I feel better knowing the "bad stuff" is blocked out. I have yet to explore all the possibilities of Norton Internet Security.

We need to do some serious clean up around here. The old rug from the kids room is quietly moldering on the back deck (smells bloody awful), and we still have some scrap metal and bits of garden stuff and generic trash hanging around the garage to go. In addition, I need some sort of bin or something to keep my bike parts in. I would really like to set up some sort of shed or something out back to replace the old rotting shed back there, and have someplace to put some of the garden equipment we don't seem to have room enough to store anywhere right now.

It's still a little too early to sink into a seasonal depression, but that IS how I feel; I gots the blahs...

I need to start a new project, or finish some existing ones...



Wednesday, September 08, 2004

I have a new Internet Addiction...

Backgammon.

Thus far, I have only been trying my luck with the other NuB's down at MSNzone...but I think I am ready for the Real World.

I am going to start playing on FIBS...I hope I don't embarrass myself.

As a reality check, I went to see Dad yesterday...because his is the only objective opinion I trust. His conclusion: I am both skilled AND lucky. We played a 3 match, followed by a 5 game tourney, and I won both. We had a final game for fun, in which he built a seven pip blockade (looked like I was in real trouble there), just to see if he could do it. A fortuitous boxcars roll got me out of that bind before it was too late, and I managed to win the game by 3 pips.

Dad's pretty good, he's just a little out of practise.

My play ettiquette is horrible, ie: I don't have any. I am far too talkative, far too helpful, and far too distracted in face-to-face play. I may have to stick to online play -- it's easier to stay focussed.

But no - repeat NO - wagering...that way lies madness.

However, I can dream of winning a prize tournament someday, eh?

Last Tuesday, I turfed at the foot of Wiltshire St. That same little curb I've been safely hopping for the last 6 months stopped my front wheel dead when I missed the hop (guess I was going too slow), and the rest of the bike kept going, me along with it. I wound up facefirst in the cedar chip-lined trailhead with the bike frame wrapped around my butt and the handlebars poking painfully in my left thigh. I had to laugh, it was the most postcard-perfect endo I've ever seen; if I had had an audience, I'm sure there would have been applause.

I've been annoying residents on that cul-de-sac for weeks now. Ever since I built the hybrid and started riding it daily. Reason? I didn't get the brake alignment quite right and they SCREAMED at high speed. Every morning that street awoke at 5:55 am to the sound of the two wheel screaming symphony. I just finished redoing the brakes the previous week, so the noise problems were finally silenced. Still, the residents of Wiltshire Close would probably claim my ungainly accident was nothing more than poetic justice.

On the other hand, I had a pretty soft landing; if you're going to do a faceplant, that's the place to do it.

However, the drama doesn't stop there...

I arrived at work, a little dirtier than usual...and was assigned a container of 150lb dinette sets. Previously, this would have been the ultimate drudge work, but since we got the clamp trucks on the dock we can go through oversized loads like these at a pretty good clip...

One drawback: you still have to clear the first few feet of the load by hand, so the clamp paddles have enough room to get a purchase on the load. After chucking about 8 of these 150lb monsters (two man job for us non-kryptonians), I discovered that my left wrist was REALLY SORE...I called our first aider over and he and I repaired to the dispensary for some ice and a tensor wrap. Thus fortified, I continued the load with the clamp truck and all seemed to be well. We finished the load in time for the 10 AM break and I went to breakfast...

When I got back up from eating the wrist hurt to move, in any direction...and was starting to swell under the tensor bandage.
I left work early, and our first aider offered to send me to Richmond General for an assesment. I said no, and got a ride home from L (left the bike at work). Went to the clinic straightaway and saw Dr. Teskey. His assesment: ice & ibuprofen for 3 days, and come back if necessary. To be thorough, he sent out for some Xrays.

So I informed work that I would be off the rest of the week, and work informed me that WCB no longer covers accidents during travel to/from work. Only travel away from and back to the workplace on company time...
Darn.

I may not get paid for those three days...

The wrist feels better, for some reason I am now getting a buzz from wriggling my fingers; I think I may have to get one of those squeezy-ball thingies...I've got a clean bill of health from the clinic, but I'm going to go easy on the arm for the next couple of weeks just the same.

The worst time was Sunday...

About 8 years ago, I had outpatient surgery at Royal Columbian Hospital in New Westminster to remove some necrotic tissue from my right knee. An intra-muscular blood clot had caused massive infection around the joint and the leg had swelled to the size of a party balloon. This made walking, much less working, quite difficult; the attendant fever and constant pain were no picnic either. Did I mention that I used to carry loss-of-income insurance and I had cancelled the coverage the week before? I lost 10 days to that injury...

Anyway, my point is...I KNOW what intra-muscular and deep tissue infection feels like. My left hip, with a bruise the size of my fist where the bars hit, had developed such a condition. I was taking ibuprofen, which will relieve the symptoms but not the cause (if the cause is a circulatory blockage of some kind), and I needed to take ASA, which helps both cause and symptoms. Problem was: you can't mix ibuprofen with ASA. So I waited several hours 'till the ibuprofen wore off and took a quad dose of ASA before bed (now THAT was an uncomfortable night), and another quad dose after midnight. Got up the next morning and the pain was gone...even the bruising had gone down. So I'm feeling lucky...

By the following Tuesday (yesterday) the wrist was mobile enough to drive with ( and bike with, lucky me!) and our HR intern and I discussed restrictions on my duties. So far, heavy lifting is still out, but I can do everything else. Got my forms back and visited the doctor today. Now there is just the matter of getting paid; do I have to trade in some vacation days??

I sold Blue Meanie, the old Schwinn, to a professional ticket scalper who's in town visiting from Montreal. Harry offered 30$ down ( I was looking for 50$) and two tickets to Storyeum. The tickets have yet to materialize. Rather than arguing the deal, (I went all the way downtown to deliver the bike) I walked away. The back tube has a valve problem that will let the tire down in 24hrs or less, but that's HIS problem now...

Monday, August 23, 2004

...And this one's for Paul;

Sorry if I worried anybody with that last entry...just venting a little frustration and worry. Life is actually pretty good. But the stress level would probably have killed me by now if I was still the same couch potatoe I used to be three years ago. I am not a svelte, trim, total fitness convert by any stretch...but I have cut four notches inward on my belt since I started daily riding.

Did I mention I can now ride up Wiltshire street? Ouch.

It hurts just as much now when I push my body beyond it's current comfort level, but I just don't seem to mind as much. I'm recovering a lot faster too: 40 seconds as opposed to the 40 minutes it used to take when I started. Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?

I'm gonna get pissed on tomorrow...at least it isn't too cold.

It was supposed to rain today, but luck was with; tomorrow is a 80% chance of rain here in the Lower Drainland, so I am definitely taking the wet weather gear. If the temp stays above 15 C, I may just wear bare feet in my beach sandals; it'll be cold, but I can compensate for that.

How to pack my clothes so they stay dry is the question...

I was supposed to finish fixing the car tonight, but the car has been home a total of 20 mins since I arrived at 4pm...and I certainly didn't go anywhere...

I am soon to be the "junk pedaler" disposal of unwanted bikes, repairs by appointment, old bikes a speciality. Payment by donation...

Yeah, that oughta get 'em.

I still need a proper C wrench and a set of oversized Crown Nut spanners. I have acquired a set of standard extractors, and a chain whip, so I should be covered for most makes and models. I still have to figure out how I am going to carry a lot of the hardware and supplies I will need if I'm going to take my show "on the road" as it were. Perhaps I'll check out Park Tool's website again, and see what I can come up with.

I had a long talk with Mom on Sunday; I had forgotten how good it was to talk with my Mother...she's good therapy, and a good listener...


Sunday, August 22, 2004

And now, while Symantec live updater is doing its thing, for something completely different.
We did in fact hire a Contractor to repair the deck. Rather, Grandpa did. The first contractor he sought out apparently thought he had hooked a live one, he quoted Grandpa a price that was not only too high, it was insultingly too high. Grandpa found another contractor right quick...

Brad, from Classic Wood Restorations, is a real Contractor...and an amputee. From about mid-thigh down, he's missing a leg...

This does not mean that Brad doesn't swing a hammer and saw for his clients; he does, but he is more of a supervisor and client service specialist. He gave us a quote less than half of what Grandpa was first quoted, and also offered a separate quote for the Garage Roof, which had to be re-done, as part of our leakage problem was coming thru the south side of the garage. The actual re-covering of the deck was sub-contracted to a specialist, another contractor, to be done x days after the rotted decking had been removed and replaced with solid fir sheeting. So it was contracted, so it was done. The deck is now re-covered with heat-sealed vinyl fabric covering, and our leakage problem is a thing of the past; for now...

I for one am glad that Grandpa sprang for the deck; my own half-assed efforts to keep the rot at bay were worthless, I simply don't have the resources (financial and otherwise) to fix up that deck properly. I am glad it got done right, and that we had Grandpa here to bankroll the project. We owe Hendrik so much...

Dark times seem to be looming for our marriage...

Laurie ran into a bit of a financial crisis last week. The expected child tax benefit from the Govt did not appear as expected. It seems that Laurie's 2003 E-filed tax return did not materialize at the CCRA offices last February when we filed. So, the benevolent CCRA decided that Laurie doesn't get any more child tax credit until she lets them know (in triplicate) that she did not, in fact, make any income last year to pay income tax on!

My knee jerk reaction was to blame Laurie for the crisis. Bad Move.

Of course, we are spending more money than we make, this is why we have debt.

Of course, Laurie is a convenient target because she has held the purse strings for the last 5 years or so.

Of course, we ought to be living within our means and not only be debt free, but also have a cushion of 2 months salary in the bank; for if we had done all of the above, the minor setback from the CCRA would have been only that, a minor setback.

Instead, we had to call VanCity Bank and tell them we needed to use one of our two stop payment options. 25$ in fees have been added to our loan repayment plan, because of the stop payment for this month.

I say we should live within our means. Laurie says we should be making more money. Laurie refused to let me work overtime to earn more money because then I wouldn't be home to spend Quality Time With My Children (which is Laurie Speak for "babysitting while I go out and un-stress")

Well, she has now decided that she likes Having Spending Money more than having me home for Quality Time With My Children. I have been graciously permitted to work overtime at work. Oh JOY!!! I get to work 13 hour days in order to keep my wife in her thrift shop habit!!! I wonder how long THAT is going to last. I may even do the odd Saturday shift, if Laurie can possibly build up enough tolerance to spend SIX days a week with the kids. It is almost certain that I will be hearing from Laurie about how I'm "NEVER home!!!" lately. Hey, do I LOOK like I want to work that hard???

Laurie might not believe that living within our means is possible. For her, I mean...

I have ONE hobby: bicycles. Fortunately for me, this is also my primary means of traveling to work. Also, this hobby is paying its way: over the last few months, I have tried new procedures and acquired new tools, all with the money I have earned from working on other people's bicycles. I am now ready to hang out me shingle as a traveling bike mechanic...winter season is low time for bike mechanics, but the Lower Drainland is blessed with mild winters. Most work involves de-gunking offroad bikes tho'. I can handle that...

Laurie has a few hobbies, none of them pay. I think if she did them for money, they wouldn't be fun anymore; besides, bringing in money for her to spend is MY job...sigh.

I am off to the temple next week. I would like to say WE are off to the temple next week, but my wife is showing signs of someone looking for an exit. Stay tuned, Laurie may find some way yet to bail on this planned temple trip. Or she may surprise me...

Laurie did not go to church today. I am sure this is my fault somehow. Kath was a little narked that she didn't find a sub for her SS class. Laurie is now saying she wants to be released from Sunday School. Everybody else was wondering where Laurie was. Laurie does not believe me when I tell her she is missed. Laurie is leaving if things don't get easier...

Things are not going to get any easier...for Laurie, or for us. I am scared for my wife and scared for our marriage. There is so much that needs to be done and said, and I can't do it without her and I can't tell her because she doesn't want to hear it. All I can do is pray real hard...

Laurie wants to please her family, Laurie wants to please the Lord, Laurie wants to do both at the same time. Laurie wants the impossible...

Oh Please let Laurie remember that she once found happiness, and can find it again...

And help me to stop being such a lazy slouch...;)

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

You better STOP, neighbor; what's that sound, evvybody look what's goin' DOWN...

Richmond Ward is dead. There is no pulse. There is no congregation to keep the congregational chapel open. After all, somebody's gotta pay the bills...

So...

We had a Tri-ward Meeting Sunday before last. Richmond Ward got an infusion from Delta Ward, and Delta Ward got an infusion from Third Ward, and everybody's happy. Richmond and Delta both got new Bishops.
Dan Davies no longer attends our ward, I'm going to miss him...
Delta Ward no longer has an Elder's Quorum Presidency, and the Home Teaching lists will have to be re-done. Exciting times ahead, hooboy...

I am on vacation this week, and have just completed the stairs. I still have to put up the railing, but I finally got the treads and nose moldings in place. Laurie sez "they don't look right"...

Laurie has decided to go to the island on a whim...she'll leave tomorrow and be back in two days. She is heading off to collect some Dallman family history and documents, all for her genealogy.

Genealogy (among other things) is none too secure on this machine. If not for the backup & recovery system I managed to cobble together, this thing would have crashed catastrophically twice over by now. It soldiers on, gasping its last but never quite expiring. I'm afraid to switch it off at night...

I have a dream:

I dream of owning a set of bicycle shop tools, like the 100$ set made by Specialized that I saw in Gunners' shop. I was chatting with Taras recently, and when I pointed out that I had most of the tools in the set already, and that I wanted the Specialized toolkit both for the tools I have yet to acquire AND for the prestige, he pointed out that I could probably go to Cap's or some other LBS and buy only the tools I need to complete my collection. He suggested this after I owned as how I didn't have the ca$h to buy the 100$ kit and finding the money was a little difficult.

I still have most of the money I've saved up, but I haven't found time yet to go to cap's and obtain the necessary. What I want to do is breakdown the 5 speed cassette that doesn't work on my 27" alloy rim, and re-build it as a 6 speed that does work. I don't know if this is do-able, but I don't even have the tools at present to make the attempt. I also want the tools for my next project: a "no-weld" recumbent bike to be constructed from the two Raleigh Portage frames I have. I tried to race a recumbent down Westminster Highway last Wednesday and I could barely keep up with him. He was hardly exerting at all! My first thought: "I have GOT to get me one of those!". I promised to get myself back into bike building once a) I got the proper tools and b) I got the floors finished...

I STILL have to re-paint the deck rail and stairs...

Oh, and we may be hiring a contractor to fix the leaks in the deck.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Lemme tell y'all about the Little Scout Trip that Could...

Back in march, I approached the scout leaders in our ward about going on a bike trip that was being planned.  They were looking for an experienced bike-riding adult that also knew more than a little about bicycle mechanics.  Since I qualify on both counts, I talked my way onto the roster.  We ended up with six boys, and that in itself is an interesting story...

Daniel Buzzeli was undecided about coming unless his friend Jordan could come also.  Jordan is not a registered scout, but our scout committee members decided that he could come along as a 'guest' if all the proper releases could be signed.  Unfortunately, Daniel made this decision the day before the trip was to begin; so it was a bit of a scramble to get the paperwork signed to allow Jordan to travel with us.  I don't regret him being there, he's a good kid, but Sherry Marciel pointed out that the untimely fashion in which Daniel got the committee to bend over backward to allow Jordan to come sets a really poor precedent.

Nyways, the boys all showed up at my place a day or two beforehand to have their bicycles pronounced roadworthy.  Ether Inlayo showed up with a Norco 12-speed that was both too small and too heavy.  I had got a Dept. store 18-speed basher with a bent pedalcrank donated by my father in law Bob; and now seemed like the perfect time to get it back on the road.  So, Ether got a "new" bike.  That basher was the only bike on the trip (including mine) that didn't need any sort of repairs or tweaking on the road.

Daniel Buzzeli got a new shifter, and because we lost one on the trip, a new QR skewer for his front wheel.  I got recomp'd for both.

Jake Madarang had the WORST luck with his bike.  It is a fairly new machine, but he had the chain jump a couple of times, which damaged the chain guard, and he had the rear derailleur freeze up a couple of times, which damaged the indexed grip-shifters.  "Falcon" is not a brand I would recommend buying.  Jake himself is a pretty strong rider, and not a bad camp cook, either.

Quinn Marciel was riding my old Norco Kodiak, and led the ride sessions most of the time.  He's a sharp kid, I didn't have to show him how to mount/dismount the brakes and QR wheels after the first time.

Miles Davies had a front brake lever jam and missed the turnoff back to camp during our twilight ride friday night.  He got a little lost down the trail in the daycamp area, and had a minor spill at the top of the stairs leading back to the trail.  As if that weren't bad enough, that branch of the trail was "quarantined" by parks canada to stop an infestation of Chilean Jo-Jo weed.  Miles eventually made his way back to the campground by re-tracing his steps - in the dark, no less.

Jordan smacked into a phone pole on 12th in Tswassen.  This was less than 10 mins into our ride down to the ferry terminal.  He picked up some fairly painful abrasions on his face and neck, and his front forks had to be bent back straight once we got to the Saltspring Island terminal, but he didn't complain or ask to be sent home even once.  It could have been much worse; if he had broken anything in that collision, the whole trip would likely have been cancelled.  Both myself and Scouter Dan Davies offered to send Jordan home, but he insisted he was well enough to come with us.  The road rash ought to be all healed by the time Jordan goes back to school in Sept.

Sherry Marciel packed us a verrry thorough First Aid Kit, and boy...did we NEED it!

We looked at the stars, we visited Maxwell Point, we swam in Cusheon Lake, we rode from Long Harbor to Ganges, and Ganges to Cusheon Lake.  We rode from Ruckle Point Park to the Ruckle Farm, and to the park gate, we rode from Ruckle to Fulford Harbor.  We rode the campground trails at Ruckle.

We were supposed to ride on saturday from Ganges back to Long Harbor, but we cancelled the ride in favor of another swimming session at Cusheon lake.  The blacktop was over 35 degrees C in the shade, and there wasn't much shade...

We tied knots, we identified local trees and plantlife, we took the self-guided tour of Ruckle farm.  We took a lot of pictures.  We ate ice cream.

We ended up packing ALL EIGHT BIKES in the back of Dan's Chevy Suburban...not once, not twice, but FOUR different times.

We had a really great BBQ at Dan's home in Tswassen Saturday eve after it was all over.

...and I have one small, nagging, guilty worry:

I re-set the brakes on some of the boy's bikes, including Jordan's; and I re-set them to the same pressure that I myself am accustomed to.  That may have been a mistake, because I FORGOT that the boys probably have only half the grip strength that I do.  One or two of them complained that the brakes were too loose (I set my own brakes that way to prevent the pads from wearing down too quickly), and I did wind up re-setting Jordan's brakes again.

Thursday, July 08, 2004

This system Kev built for us is giving me grief...

It overheats, so I removed one of the case covers; now we get severe interference on the cordless phones whenever the system is switched on.

The system is switched on most of the time because the HD has a tendency to implode whenever it is switched off. Laurie has just re-built all her geneology files and has finally learned to backup onto a floppy so the information won't be lost the NEXT time the system crashes. This is a fairly crappy system. Old school cellie 700 tends to freeze up at the most inopportune moments.

We went for a little Canada Day Weekend holiday to Lac La Hache. The Fir Crest Resort is a little campground by the lakeshore a few k's from 100 Mile House. We did some fishing, hung around the In Law's 5th wheel on rainy days, and even took a 300k side trip to Barkerville. Highlight of the Barkerville trip was Coral panning for gold, just as her mother did at her age. Ate some of the best donuts on earth. Laurie picked up a recipe for divinity fudge that she tried out when we got back - yumm! So good it should be illegal!

I caught no fish, which is not unusual. Bob caught no fish, which IS unusual. Laurie caught two fish, and those were the only two caught during the whole trip...my sweetee the Fishwife!

Everything got damp - including our firewood. We had exactly ONE campfire after the campfire ban on the Cariboo region was lifted. After that, the wood was too wet, along with most of our stuff. When we returned to the lower Drainland, we found sunny blue skies awaiting us and I put up the tent and camp chairs and let them "air" for a few hours before putting them back in storage.

I have decided to KEEP the custom ATB frame Bob got for me. Although the hydraulic dampers on the shocks are SHOT, I managed to rig an adapter and put a decent standard-size spring fork on it. The frame is REALLY lightweight for an ATB, and with some accessories (like the fenders from the Schwinn), it will be a fine ride. The Spring Fork was YELLOW...so I spray-bombed it black to match the frame. Looks nice.

Actually...

Now that I think of it, I'm probably gonna sell the Black Beauty anyway. I figure I can get 100$ for it easily, and that will enable me to get the set of Specialized tools at Gunnar's shop. Once I have the toolkit, I will build the 'bent I have been collecting parts for since the Spring.

Work is fine, and busy...

Church is not fine...we haven't attended regularily in a while and I am beginning to miss it again. I also need to get my HOME TEACHING DONE! and GET GOING ON MY CALLING!!!

annnnnd that's all for now.

Friday, June 25, 2004

I'm Back!

Didja miss me?

Our computer finally packed it in. Our family has the worst luck with computers, it seems. Today's entry comes to you from a Celeron 700Mhz system Kevin built with his "welfare" mobo and a few usable parts salvaged from our malfunctioning system.

I just wish L hadn't told Kev it was OK to wipe the hard drive...

This will be the third time in a YEAR that I have had to re-build some or all of the files and apps on this HD. By now, I have managed to acquire all the backups and Reg'd copies I need to get my internet connection back up. Took a little tweaking, 'cause Kev put Norton IS firewall on the system and I'm accustomed to ZAP. Well, I guess I can uninst Norton and get ZAP and Grisoft AVG back if I have to. Must find my ZAP reciept so I can prove I BOUGHT a copy. Now that I actually have a working CD-R again, I should take the opportunity to create working archives for Zap, AVG, and Spybot.

...Sure takes a lot of 'precautions' to surf safe these days...

Karma Dept.: Helped a fellow cyclist on an old Centurion Ironman who flatted on the south end of the Alex. Chris paid me a US$ greenback for my spare 27" tube, which he didn't have to do, but I dinna stop him...the greenback can go to our "temple coin" fund. He reminded me a lot of Chris Lidstone. I didn't ask, and besides, he looked too young...

Been a hard slog at work this week, came home so tired last night that I turned in early; completely forgetting about the bonus choir practise Sis. King called and reminded me about on Wednesday night. Ah me, will call Sis. King tomorrow and apologise, and find out what time the Sunday morning practise is.

I have been riding with beach sandals on to beat the heat on me feet from the steeltoed shoes I normally wear. Problem: the sandals allow too much side-to-side flex of my feet and it's hurting my knees. I may have to dig out those stiff Saucony track shoes and wear them barefoot as a compromise. I may keep the sandals around as my wet gear footwear, at least for the summer months.

I FINALLY got the back lawn mowed properly. It took three days, and darned if it don't need to be done AGAIN!!! I think we'll have to put in a pool one day just to save me having to mow so much grass!

Ms. Amanda Peacock (hubba hubba, what a sweetie!)has informed me that I am her INSPIRATION. She lives about 8 blocks from the DC and has decided to ride her bike to work instead of driving. WAYYY to go! Unfortunately, her bike isn't too ridable right now, so she borrowed a bike from a friend. And WHAT a bike: a fully suspended Stumpjumper that must weigh a freakin' TON. Fortunately for Amanda P., her route to ride is in ultra-flat Richmond, so weight is not an insurmountable obstacle. But the phrase "built for off-road, not for speed" really applies to this machine.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Hmmm, an eventful day...

The LDS Mission office called to inform us that they were selling off the old Mission fleet cars and we could get a really nice cavalier if we acted right NOW...

...uh-huh, no thanks.

If I promise to build another bike for someone, shoot me!

I have had Don Holborn's bike hangin' around our place for the past MONTH or so. I was going to do a simple tune-up: you know, oil this, tighten that...

...instead, I ended up doing a complete frame-up overhaul and upgrade. aggg...

Don has been giving me rides to work for the past couple of years and has asked NOTHING in return. So I offered to fix his bike for him when he mentioned it was riding a little rough. About the time I got his bike over to our place, my Father in Law Bob found a nice Custom ATB that had been picked up by a city road cleaning crew. I figured I could offer Don a really nice upgrade instead of just a tune-up.

...and it was going so well...until I discovered the Rock Shox (tm) fork on the Custom bike was SHOT. I had to put all the parts (old and new, I still upgraded a few bits) back on Don's old frame. Things snowballed from there as I discovered frayed cables, broken shifter, seized bearings and a mis-aligned rear axle...

...So I ended up doing a frame-up rebuild. I was going to replace the pedalcranks, wheels, and derailleur anyways, so I just took the repair efforts to the next level...

I began in earnest at about 8PM, and finally got finished about 1:30 in the morning. Which isn't too bad, a complete strip/clean/re-assembly and adjustment usually takes me about 6 hours. I got up for work and called Don to gimme a ride (again!). He got to borrow his dad's truck this morning so carting the bike (and mine!) to and from work was easy.

I injured my neck a couple of days ago. As far as I can tell, it has nothing to do with work or with bicycles...I just slept on it wrong on Thursday night. I had a healthy dose of "vitamin T" this morning, which didn't take away the discomfort, but reduced it to a manageable level.

Speaking of a pain in the neck, (nice segue', huh?)the west side walkway of the Alex Fraser Bridge is now closed off to all bike and pedestrian traffic while they attempt (YET AGAIN) to lay down some sort of non-skid coating on the walkway deck. I know of the remnants of at least two previous attempts, both complete failures. Thermal expansion properties in the metal deck ensure that almost ANY coating (particularly latex paint mixed with sand) will pop clean off the decking in less than a year. Thursday was interesting as they hadn't yet opened up the east side walkway (it's open now) and I had to negotiate my way around 8 PALLETS OF BAGGED SAND!!! - just to get over the bridge. I should mention the bridge walkway is only 5' wide and those pallets are 3.5' to 4' wide. Made for innnteresting "squeeze play" - and all at an altitude of over 100 meters. Taking the detour over the east side of the bridge is gonna take me about another 5-10 mins in the morning. Must be mindful and leave a little earlier.

New Milestone: got home in under an hour (58 mins)

Passings: Bro. Raymond Charles died June 10th. Everyone knows his music, did anyone know him??

Passage: Former President Ronald Reagan's State Funeral. Didn't watch, ain't interested, much as I admired the man.

Other news: Our neighbors; the Rabies (ok, it's Rabey, but that spelling is far more appropriate.)Have ratted us out to the SPCA about our "nuisance dog". We now face a 2000$ fine if she barks up a storm again and disturbs Mrs. Rabey's slumber. So, we is keeping the dog indoors when we aren't there...I have already delivered ultimatum to wife: if we cough up two grand for doggie; doggie goes bye bye...and I start collecting tape recordings of the Rabey's boxer barking (you CAN get a boxer to bark if you play a constantly looped recording of a high frequency whistle).

The corporation of Delta has sent us a warning about our midden pile. Only hitch: the letter was written THREE DAYS after the midden pile was taken to the landfill. Someone's a little behind on their correspondence, I guess.

My Daughter Coral has taken an interest in Drawing...cool! She drew me...and I could recognize it as ME! Not too shabby for an untrained nine-year-old. She has a good eye for line and proportion. My only complaint is that she didn't draw me clean shaven; I look AWFUL with whiskers!! :)

I am voting...Marijuana Party in the next election...their platform includes less government and eliminating most taxes..and with the legalization and all-out industrial production of the world's most popular "cash crop", we could DO it too...

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

A new personal best today...

...On account of the RAIN.

Boy, it's awful riding in the rain. The new bike has no fenders (yet) so I get spray everywhere! I started "operation drip dry" a while ago, and today was the first field test.

It worked. My rain gear doesn't really keep out the rain, but it does keep off the dirt. The baggies I had over my shoes to keep them dry did the job, BUT...

...You can't walk around much with baggies on your feet, the bags get chafed and ripped the more you walk in them. The effectiveness of the bags as spray shields goes down considerably. The only solution is to remain in the saddle for the entire ride.

I've never been able to climb to the top of the Nordel Bluff without walking at least part of the way; until today. I have probably had the oomph to climb the Nordel Hill for a little while now, but this was the first time I mustered the determination to DO it. Next Challenge: being able to ride all the way (ALL the way) up Wiltshire st.

Laurie answered a phone quiz about "transportation issues" in Delta and got a map showing all of the municipal riding, hiking, and equestrian trails in North and South Delta for her trouble. Must take Coral out riding, now that I have a decent map; we can go exploring.

Friday, May 21, 2004

Was reading an old post from last year in which I explained my reasons for using BC Transit to get me home from work after I did the bicycle thing to get there...

...this is, of course, before I discovered Don Holborne could give me a ride home every day.

Well, Don went and got himself another PT job with a Rona store in Vancouver, and my rides home got less frequent. BC Transit's (or should I say "Translink")fares went up again, and I got fed up paying 3$ per trip.

So I began riding home.

Just once or twice a week, at first. Now I do the two-way trip every day. I am doing a grand total of 175 km per week!

Riding is good. Sucks when the weather is bad, though.

When I wrote the post last year, I was still a little leery of riding home because of the time issue. I wrote, "I will need to get my time to work down around 40 minutes if I want to ride home in reasonable time." The assumption was that being able to make the ride there in 40 mins would mean I was in good enough condition physically to do the ride home again in an hour or so.

I was correct.

A few changes have taken place. I had a "mirror moment" a few weeks back. I saw myself in a full length mirror - 'au naturel' - and noticed that although my GUT is still with me, my LEGS have gone all hard and sinewy. I'm down about 30 lbs too.

I still have a ways to go, but the newly-found physical resources, coupled with the new bike(s) I have built, mean that I am getting very close to that 40 minute / 1 hour benchmark. I can even beat old men and children up most hills!

The new bike is a story in itself...

I got a couple of Raleigh Portage ATB from an ad that I posted in Craigslist.org. These were early 80's models - really just ordinary steelframed road bashers with 26" cruiser wheels and badly fitted cantilever brakes. I traded some parts with Dave Ferguson and built the 'male' frame (I got a matched set of his 'n hers)into a roadie hybrid. It had skinny tires, but also a triple ring crank, ATB pedals, and a wide-stance bar with bar ends. The combo of the roadie frame with the wide bars made for an almost upright seating arrangement, while still being able to hunker down over the bars for sprints. Altogether, a very comfortable ride, and about 10 lbs (!) lighter than my Schwinn ATB.

Problem: Remember how I said the Norco Kodiak was too small for me? Well, the Raleigh frame was just a leetle outside my comfort range when standing flatfooted on pavement. The top tube was pushing my ... Well, never mind. Spring cleaning had arrived by this time and I kept an eagle eye out for what I KNEW I would find: a complete 10-speed roadie that I could give a similar treatment to as I had the Raleigh.

Sure enough, a beautiful Canadian made 10-speed was 'ditched' by the roadside near NDSS. "Tour du Quebec" is a brand I've never heard of before, but it was in good condition and, most importantly, had a working 6-speed rear wheel.

The gearing on the 5-speed hub I got from Dave was all wrong. That, and the cogs were so worn I had severe slipping problems in top gear. I had 3 chainrings, but could use only 4 of the 5 cogs on the cassette; making this a "sort-of 12 speed". The wheel on the Tour has a six speed hub with barely any wear on either hub or chain. It is sooo nice to have a top gear again.

Unfortunately, the hoops I went through trying to fix that slipping 5 speed wheel led to a few mishaps. I tried swapping the chain for a (nearly) new one. I tried changing out the rear derailleur, and wound up with chain suck damage on what WAS a very nice Shimano Deore ATB derailleur. I finally put the 6 speed wheel on, and dug my old Shimano Altus derailleur out of the parts bucket it was banished to. I was up 'till almost MIDNIGHT getting everything just so. Managed to make the Deore derailleur un-usable in the process...

...Which brings me back to that 40 minute trip goal: In staying up so late, I overslept my alarm by over an HOUR. I finally peeled one eye open at 6:10 AM. Knowing full well I could NOT reach work on time, even if I left that very second, I still ran all out to get ready and ended up with a 6:21 AM departure. I arrived at the DC at 7:02 AM precisely. A 41 minute trip, and a new personal best.

But I still clocked in 8 minutes late...I could barely walk!

Saturday, May 08, 2004

Well, it's certainly been BUSY lately...

Mom called last week, another virus on her computer. I think I'll get her set up with ZAP if I can get rid of the worm that's on her system now. My own system has no floppies and the CD-R is giving me grief; most probably because KIDS have been fooling with it. I can probably fix the floppy problem by swapping it for a new one, and the CD by removing and re-installing it, but I just haven't got a 'round tuit' yet. I am also supposed to be sending that Cyrix 300Mhz case and mobo off to Donovan in Calgary. I have Don's address, I just need to dig it out of the files.

I seem to be a little generous lately. I noticed Quinn Marciel needed a good bike if he is to make the bike trip Dan is planning this July. I gave him Big Red, the Norco Kodiak that is (1) too small for me and (2) I am unable to sell. I hardly ride the Norco anymore, and the new hybrid is really working out. I plan to upgrade the hybrid this week, as well.

Our house is a shambles. This is because my wife got fed up with how it looks and has decided that it is time for a change. We have a nice new paint scheme (fixed the hole in the wall in the entryway too!), and a laminated hardwood floor is being laid in the diningroom/hallway; soon to be spread to the livingroom and stairway, just as soon as I get all the furniture moved and the furniture feet felted. (gad, I love alliteration!)

I am off this week to accommodate the yearly PNWTSD Festival. I will be babysitting Colin while Laurie and Coral are away in Everett, Wa. for the festival. I will get the @#$%&**! floor done and a few other items whilst she is away.

One thing I GOT to do is pick up Laurie's mother's day present. Not easy on a Sunday. I don't like shopping et al on the Sabbath, but I don't seem to have any other time to do it, and I don't really want to leave it until Monday. But I may have to. I will be out and about on Monday, as that is when I have to get that case and mobo shipped out to Donovan.

I MUST mow the back lawn, the grass is high enough now to lose a small child in. Since I will be looking after a small child all alone for part of next week, it behooves me to eliminate that particular hazard. I may even weed-whack. It just drains me, when I think of all the projects there are around here that need to be done. I STILL haven't finished my Laundry!

This laminate floor installation is beginning to be a bit of a bear. I started out laying the panels in the WRONG direction! I started with the hallway when I SHOULD have started in the dining room or living room! I did manage to match up the transition from the dining room to the hallway properly, but it involved re-laying about 20 panels. Luckily, these things come apart just as easily as they install; once I figured out the correct methods. I have managed to slack off the project for the last three days, and Laurie hasn't said hardly anything...and I KNOW she was expecting it to be done by now. One thing that has really held me up is the lack of a proper tool to cut the laminate. The scroll saw Granpa lent me doesn't do a very good job, and the radial arm saw, though it has a proper blade for arborite and laminates, takes too long to set up for each cut, though I am using it for long rips. A small hand hacksaw seems to give me the straightest and cleanest cuts, but it takes 2-3 minutes for each cut! This adds about 20-30 minutes to each session of laying panels, and the aggravation factor goes wayyyy up. What I need is a roto-zip or something like that. I'd go out and buy one, but I honestly don't know how often I would use it outside of this project, so justifying such a purchase is difficult. I WILL be using the radial arm for cutting the panels and nose moldings on the stairway, but that is more a matter of getting an absolutely straight and even cut for each step.

We had FUN. Tonight we participated in a Ward Activity: "Survivor - Delta Ward". Led by the Williams family, the event was well-staged and organized. Our tribe, "Haida", got penalized for leaving our flag un-attended, and again for getting caught trying to re-take it from where it had been hidden after we lost it. Busted! But for that, we might have been in the "Top Two" tribes and would have been onstage for the final Tribal Council Jury Vote.

TOLD ya we had fun...

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Ever read a post and realized your focus is becoming a little narrow?

Jeez, it seems that all I ever write about lately is our car troubles.

What ELSE has been happening in my life, wot?

Well, I am the Choir president of the Delta Ward Choir. Such as it is. We will have to start calling on congregation members to sing in the choir as an assignment! Our numbers are FEW. But we sound pretty good. I just wish we sounded pretty good with more voices!

My new hybrid bike is a success! To-work time is down to 45 minutes! (never thought I'd see the day) I have managed to get my return trip down to just over an hour!

BUT

The gearing is all wrong. The skinny 5 speed hub is too narrow for the 3 chainring set up front, I get the chain riding all over the place in top gear. Next gear down is ok, but the cadence required to maintain a decent cruising speed is a little higher than I'm accustomed to. I don't think I can make any of the thicker 6 gear hubs I have work, partly because they're all from 26" wheels and partly because I don't think I can get the @#$%^&**! freewheel off the 27" wheel I have. It is Spring Cleaning/Trash Picking season around here, but so far I haven't found anything I don't already have two of, and I haven't found an appropriate 27" 6-gear wheel as a suitable replacement. Mr. Fulton doesn't have anything that isn't already attached to a working cycle.

I am writing again. A little creative exercise to loosen the scribing muscles, it'll never be published, of course.
Laurie is taking an interest in the kids' education. She has purchased exercise books (fun ones) for coral and jigsaw puzzles for colin. He quite enjoys doing the puzzles with mommy or daddy.

I am wearing glasses again for the first time since I was 10. In fact, I am supposed to be wearing them now;)

I am getting used to them, and even occasionally forget that they are there.
Well, the honeymoon with the new (to us) car is over...

sigh...

The coolant system appears to be backed up. The coolant probably hasn't been changed since the car was NEW, consequently, there are globs of glycerin with little rust-flecks and a nice rusty ring around the tank. My first fear was that there was oil in the coolant, but the globs are clear (glycerin), not black/brown (oil). Also, oil in the coolant usually leads eventually to coolant in the oil. We have no trace of coolant in the oil - yet.

So I'll be draining, flushing, and re-filling the engine coolant system soon. May also swamp out the tank to get rid of the accumulated gunk inside.

Hope the weather is good next Saturday, I'm supposed to be taking our Boy Scouts out for a quick drag around the Bay in White Rock. Hope I'm up to it, as well. My throat has been RAW since Sunday night. I managed to give Bronchitis a miss again this year, but my ears, sinuses and throat were all 'strepped out' and I am currently using pain relief and lozenges AND lavage to keep the discomfort down. I haven't been able to eat much since Monday. Sleep has been lousy, too. I would love to take the rest of the week off, but I have GOT to get out of this house! At least the Fever has subsided...


I will be taking the car to work tomorrow because: (1)I am too weak and sick to ride. (2)It will be raining tomorrow morning and I am a wimp...

Grant will be deciding the fate of his '97 Cavalier. His mechanic now claims that the rattling inside the engine is from a loose wrist pin. A loose conrod bearing would require only removing the oil pan and replacing the bearings, but a cylinder wrist pin is up higher in the engine and would require disassembly of the whole engine in order to remove the pistons so the fix could be applied. I don't think Grant has that kind of money on hand, I know I sure don't...

Nyway, it's about time for another Gargle and Spit...so I'll see ya next time!

Sunday, April 04, 2004

There be a CAR in our driveway!

A white 1996 chevy cavalier, to be exact. We got a good deal on a good 4-door with the Factory Options package.

Wife got me to leave work early on Thurs. afternoon ('cause the Die Nasty is DEAD) and get my Father to run me out to Westar Motors in Langley to get the deal done. At the price we got, that car was going to be GONE by the weekend, so we had to deal NOW. I may even put up pictures! This car should be with us for about 5 years, and with little effort or maintenance beyond the ordinary. All hail to bargain finding Wife and Forces of Truth and Goodness!

Got the Die Nasty parted out to Father in Law Bob on Saturday. Got corpse hauled away the same day. The die nasty is now, or soon shall be, a small cube of crushed scrap metal. yaaaaayyyyyy!

We got a clamp truck at work...gues who got tapped to drive it? Uh huh...

I am building a 'roadie' for the first time in YEARS. Has been good therapy.

Got Coral to start writing a journal.

Was conference today...will Read All About it in next month's Ensign.

Thursday, March 25, 2004

Busy, Busy, Busy...and not much to show for it!!!

Hmmm, let's see: The new hard drive died and we are once again a one-computer family. The car is dying and we are a less-than-one car family. I STILL haven't made a point of telling the Williams that I want choir practices in the bulletin on a regular basis. I may hold off on that for a couple of weeks longer yet...

We may hold off a couple of weeks in getting the car replaced, too; our previous attempt to replace it was NOT a good experience.

888 Auto Sales, of 888 Kingsway in Vancouver (natch) was having a weekend sale and they offered to knock off 1000$ from the sticker price of a '95 Plymouth Neon Sport. That put the car well within our budget, and made it really tempting because this was by far the finest Neon we had seen. So we signed the deal, and TRIED to get to our bank in Whalley (Granpa won't move his accounts to the branch in Delta, oy vey!), only to find they close at 3pm on saturdays. We asked 888 to hold the Neon until monday and they said OK.

Got to the dealer monday after work and the little black Neon was not there...

Instead, they offered a plum blue Neon with higher mileage, a paint peeling problem, and WITHOUT the Sport model's added features.

Can you say: BAIT AND SWITCH? I knew you could...

Quite frankly, I was a little insulted that they would pull this kind of &*$%%#@!!! on us after the deal had been inked. Their office manager tore up the copy I brought; but of course there is still the copy our bank made...IF we wanted to make trouble for them, that is...

We have decided to wait and see if we can get a Church Mission Fleet Car, most likely a Chevy Cavalier. This was our original plan, and since the Die Nasty is still limping along, we don't HAVE to have a new car right now...but it will be REAL hard to stick to the plan if the Die Nasty decides to pack it in before the Mission office calls us to let us know if they have a car for us.

If they DON'T have a car for us; I have narrowed the field down to three choices (all three of them Chevy!):

The Chevy/Geo/Suzuki Metro (4door sedan model)

The Chevy Cavalier (ditto)

The Chevy/Geo/Suzuki Tracker (4door hardtop model)

Epinions.com has good things to say about all three vehicles. Our own tracker gave yeoman service for the 12 years we had it...

As for the systems upgrade, that may have to wait until the 12th of never; I don't have the money or time to finish it. Coral and Colin fooling around with THIS computer (DADDY'S!! HANDS OFF!!!) has resulted in a busted floppy and an almost-wrecked CD-R drive. I have told the kids to concentrate on the Gamecube (tm).

Sunday, March 07, 2004

This one's for you Donovan;

But ya might wanna grab a coffee before you sit down to read. ;)

Tale of Woe Chap. 1:

The systems upgrade.

I got some parts cheap from Kevin to do an upgrade on our home systems. Nothing fancy, just a new mobo and CPU/memory for the kids and a new HD for me. Finally, the kids will be able to play "hot wheels slot car racing" on their system.

Or so I thought...

I already KNOW that you can't simply copy the contents of one drive over to another under win2k. Certain system files in use by the OS will not be copied because the OS blocks access to those files while they are in use.
So I figured I would have to build a primitive File Server. I laid a basic win2k install on a spare drive I had kicking around the spare parts box, then hooked the original HD and the new HD to it. After booting up, I used the spare to supervise a straight transfer of all files from the original to the new HD.

It should have worked, but it didn't...twice. The first attempt, I failed to re-set the virtual memory paging file to a sufficiently high value to accomodate the fact that the copy drive was more than twice the size of the original. When I tried again, the fileserver drive picked that moment to DIE on me. I tried again, with a different HD from my store of spares, and the virtual mem settings STILL didn't take.

I called KWY for some expert advice.

He told me to lay a basic OS on the copy drive, change the OS folder names on the donor, and copy all files and folders from donor to the 'clone'. Then, return the OS folders on the donor to their original names and swap the drives, making the donor the boot drive this time. Change the OS folder names on the copy to their proper working titles, and remove the donor, this time making the copy the boot drive. Simple, eh?

I got bit on the ass by the Repair and Recovery app. I should have turned it off before I copied it and its settings.

Needless to say, I was getting considerably frustrated, I lost count of how many times I had loaded the win2k Pro install disks, trying to get one or another hackneyed copy of my current OS working.

Hallelujah!!! I was saved by exactly the right sort of help...and from a most unexpected source.

Glen Miller is the Maintenance Dept. Head at DC 507. He's ummmm, well, he's not...well liked. He's the kind of guy who unfortunately gets talked about behind his back a lot. He's also the kind of person who is easy to get along with...as long as everything goes HIS way. I can't say I really know the guy, or particularily like/dislike him, but I maintain an air of civility around him, and he does the same, ok?

I was talking to Noel (one of the Maint. Dept. techs) about my file-swapping woes, and how I was about ready to break down and just re-build the files on my system from the backups....and HOURS of downloading to get all the OS fixes and upgrades. Gag...

Glen was sitting nearby and overheard our conversation.

He launched into a brief explanation of why fileswaps under MS Windows doesn't work, and how the OS blocks some files from getting copied, etc. I KNEW all this, but I didn't have the heart to interrupt him.

Out of the blue, he offered me a copy of Norton Ghost.

I would have BOUGHT my own copy by now if I had any money whatsoever. We got our income tax refund, but it's ALREADY spent. On the upside, our credit debt has shrunk considerably.

Ah, Norton Ghost...now THAT's a keeper.

The transfer went thru without a hitch, I am writing this entry on my newly upgraded machine, which is identical to the machine I HAD, except the HD is bigger. wheeee

Now, if I could only get the system I am building for the kids to recognize it's own drives...

Tale of Woe, Chap 2.

Or: DIE NASTY...THE FINAL INSULT.

Yep, this is gonna be about that d@mn car again...

I should mention as an aside that Grants Cavalier had a valve go, and the damage is severe enough that his mechanic has decided it's not worth his time to fix. Hmmmm.

We took the D.N. to Seattle on saturday, and had a wonderful time at the Temple. The night before, the car had started "chugging" and making small rattling noises as well. It didn't seem so bad, so we took her down to the US.

Boy, was it ever bad by the time we arrived!

We took it verrry easy on the engine on the way back, but I could already tell we were running sans one cylinder. I figured that either a valve wasn't valving, or a spark plug wasn't sparking. I told Kerry Newton about it at church today, and he offered a free diagnosis if I got the car up to his place that afternoon. He spotted the trouble almost immediately, and removed one of the valve covers to make sure.

The Rocker Assembly is broken.

One of the mounting points (next to the #6 cylinder) cracked clean thru a while back, and sometime between thursday night and saturday morning, the Rocker Rod broke off close to the middle mount near the #4 cylinder. The #6 cylinder valves have not moved since, and the loose metal was bashing the heck out of the baffle on the underside of the valve cover.

So we need a new head. Not actually new, of course, but an intact replacement of approximately the same vintage as the rest of the Die Nasty's engine.

...and then I have to install it...sigh...

This car had enough problems without pieces of the engine turning to silly putty.

Grant's Cav, on the other hand, is in pretty good shape; except for the dropped valve in the engine.

The mechanic didn't say the engine COULDN'T be repaired with a head swap, he said only that it was not worth his time.

It might be worth mine...if I can get assurances that it is possible.

Otherwise, I'll need to get lucky and find an affordable wreck to fix up with the limited means available to me.

Sheesh, we're right back where we were when the Tracker died!!!

Sunday, February 01, 2004

HELP my BRAIN is MELLLLLTINNNNGGGG...

Well, not really...


Been an innnnteresting week. The value of good friends and generous family has been proven to me IN SPADES. Herewith the tale:

Laurie has been scolding me about the car's brakes. The brakes are squeaking...the brakes are no good...the brakes don't stop the car worth a darn...etc, etc, etc...

Fact one: I removed the front wheel on the drivers side and inspected the brake pads, rotor, and caliper. They were all fine; a little worn to be sure, but fine. Laurie then insisted that I inspect the passenger side too, as "that's where all the noise is coming from"; previously, all the noise had been coming from the drivers side...ah me.

Fact two: This car weighs twice what the Tracker did. It's engine is rated for almost double the horsepower. It has very good acceleration compared to the Tracker, which was in serious need of an engine re-build. In short: the Dynasty has VERY DIFFERENT braking characteristics...you just CAN'T drive it like you did the tracker, honey...You have to anticipate farther ahead, and allow more time to slow down from high speed. The Dynasty also has very worn suspension, which has adverse affects on efficient braking.

Fact three: For the last few weeks, the Dynasty had been having some overheating problems, some electrical system glitches, and the steering was a little "heavy" at times. No concerns were raised, as these problems were minor and didn't seem to be getting any worse.

Last thursday night they all got MUCH worse. The car ran HOT, the electricals were under serious strain, and the steering went STIFF...

...and Friday morning I was FOOL enough to drive the car to work.

I went out at 2nd break to re-fill the radiator and check the fluid levels (car ran so hot I was surprised I didn't blow a rad hose). Sunny Renshi noticed something odd...

"Hey Brian, that drive belt is loose."

Good eye, that Sunni Renshi. The single serpentine belt that drives all the engine accessories on the Dynasty's big 3.3 litre V6 had fallen off the power steering pump pulley and was hanging loose on the front of the engine. Needless to say, none of the engine accessories were actually being driven by the drive belt.

SO...

...I borrowed some tools from Barry Kemp and convinced myself that I could put the belt back in place.

And I did put the belt back in place. Twice.

The belt tensioner pulley was broken...and from the look of the belt (severe fraying on one side), it had been broken for some time.

THAT was what all the squealing was from the passenger side...

By this time it was after 4:30. Taras, who accompanied me during the whole repair attempt (waiting to take delivery of the bicycle I had just overhauled for him) touched me on the shoulder and said, "maybe we should get it towed". In other words: "give up, it ain't gonna happen today"...

Taras has BCAA. He doesn't have a car, but he has an auto club membership...interesting, no?

I figured if we got the car towed to Taras' place, I could: 1.) give his bike back to him. 2.) get the car off of HBC's parking lot so I wouldn't have to worry about the gates being locked up for whenever it was ready to drive home 3.) be that much closer to a bus stop so I could get home myself.

Anyhow, the tow was free, the bus was a couple of bucks (Taras made a down payment on the bike repair) and I got home ok. Which reminds me, Taras still has Barry's tools...

I phoned around and got Grant to loan me a car, and Bob to get me the parts (yay BOB!) for cheap, and I got going on the job about 1PM. Four hours later, I was finished, and after some apres' repair purchases and fiddling I went home and dropped off all my tools and supplies and picked up Laurie and took her out to Richmond to pick up our car and we got the Hastings' car back to them by 7 PM.

Whew.

The Repair:

Ya Know, Haynes Manuals are becoming increasingly irrelevant. Perhaps it's because cars are becoming more complex and manufacturers are keeping all that proprietary repair information copyrighted. When I fixed a troublesome vacuum leak in the tracker using the Haynes manual I bought for it, I had to really read between the lines to figure out what had gone wrong and how to fix it. The information was THERE...but it was in three different sections of the book, and NOT presented in such a way as the relation to the problem was clear. Only someone who had MEMORIZED the manual would have been able to pin the problem down; and not all that easily, either.

This was like that.

There is NO procedure in the Haynes manual for the Dynasty for replacing a belt tensioner. Heck, the procedure for replacing the belt itself isn't there either! Mebbe they figure we can 'muddle thru' somehow.

So I had to Wing It...

I got it done alright, but I started out trying to remove the alternator and steering pump together by removing the bracket that holds them to the front of the engine. By the time I had removed the Power Steering fluid resevoir and moved aside the fluid lines connected to it, I could already see that I was NOT going to be able to reach ALL the bolts on the mounting bracket. Did I mention the engine compartment is REALLY crowded? I may scan a picture from the manual to give y'all some idea...

Stymied from that direction, I next tried to get the alternator off; I didn't think I had enough room to actually remove it, but maybe I could get a better handle on the bracket bolts if I moved it aside. You see, I thought there wasn't enough room to actually move the alternator past the bracket and lift it out of the engine.

There was enough room.

I next removed the lower support strut from the rear of the engine and tried to reef the power steering lines out of the way to go after that next mounting bracket bolt, and one of the lines popped clean off the pump housing. FoooooooSHHHH; power steering fluid all over the back of the pump and the ground...arrrrrgh!!!

Then I noticed that I could see...and reach...the nut holding the tensioner pulley onto the bracket. I thought to myself, "you know, if I could get a skinny enough wrench behind there I could pull that thing off there NOW"

So I tried it.

And it worked.

I succeeded in pulling off the nut, but the tensioner itself was stuck; there simply wasn't enough room between the bracket and the fender wall to pull the bolt clear of the bracket. I got VERY frustrated at this point; here I thought I had a clear short-cut, and it wouldn't work!!! I actually thrust my hands down into the gap and took ahold of that pulley and twisted it rapidly back and forth while yelling (and cursing!) at it.

And it slipped out of the bracket and fell into my hand.

You have moments like that sometimes, a key moment in a personal struggle where something just 'lets go' and all of a sudden you just KNOW that everything will be alright from here on in. You still have battles to fight, but the campaign WILL be won.

I fitted the new pulley (vastly superior design to the original) and it slipped in with nary a hitch. I bumped, knocked, pulled, and twisted the power steering lines and resevoir back into place, and I got the alternator and associated supports in their proper locations. I left the top bolt for the alternator off, so I could pull the body of the alternator inboard to give some slack when I re-threaded the new drive belt.

And then I re-threaded the new drive belt. I pushed the alternator back into place and put in the...very...last...bolt.

Quick trip out to Wal Mart in Queensborogh to pick up some more Power Steering Fluid...

And we have a working car again.

Bye now.

Saturday, January 24, 2004

I am off sick AGAIN from work.
My head is in a vise.
My chest is in the grippe.
My nose runneth oer.

I decided to take off a Misery Weekend and see if I could give Bronchitis a miss this year. As fun as having the chest Xray et al was last year; I feel this year I can do without.

I don't know if I'll be able to sing at the next Choir Practice tomorrow. I may show up (kids in tow) anyway to listen to Laurie go for it. I want to get some sort of babysitting going and I'll see if I can work something up.

I have yet to start phoning people.

Dave Fulton came over this morning. He's my neighbor from across the way on 114th street who runs a bike shop in his garage. He had an old 700mm Italian racer wheel that he was having a devil of a time mounting back on the rim. I did it for him, barehanded. I then re-inflated the tire with my hand pump (which has an adapter for presta valve tubes). He was very grateful, and now we are even for the pedalcrank he was able to get me for the Blue Meanie (the schwinn).

I have been riding the Blue Meanie to work because the Norco cannot swim; every time I take "big red" out into the rain it comes home looking like it has been thru a sandblaster and there is grit EVERYWHERE. Since it is impossible to keep the Norco tight, clean, and dry; I have decided not to ride it until the Wet Season is over. The blue meanie is only a few pounds heavier and its components are more durable. I just need to get off my duff and do more regular maintenance on the schwinn. Its pedalcrank was BADLY scored and pitted; I had to replace half the bearings too. Thank goodness Mr. Fulton had a suitable spare; I did not.

Our Scouts are going to do a bike tour around one of the Gulf Islands this summer. As part of the preparation for this "super activity" their leaders want someone to conduct a clinic in bicycle maintenance. I volunteered to be the "wrench" in question, as long as I get to make the trip! I even have a spare bike or two I can throw into the mix if some of the boys don't have their own. Should be fun. Still have to work out vacation schedules with my wife tho'...

Today's weather was Bloddy Arful. We had sleet, hail, more sleet, a little snow, and yet more sleet and then some rain for a chaser. Miserable; hope it's all over and done with! I am planning to RIDE on monday.

Thursday, January 01, 2004

I've started something again that I probably won't see through.

I got one of Grant's keyboards (really just an electric piano) and I have begun to pick out hymns on it. I also picked out some themes from my "mirror concerto" that's been running thru my head for the past few years. It would be wonderful to get it arranged and recorded, then I could annoy all my friends with it.

My vacation is almost over, I go back to work in four days, but not before I complete the sisyphean task of heaving all that SNOW off the back deck before it collapses under all the weight. This may be an all day project. Speaking of projects, now would be an ideal time to overhaul the bikes and maybe get that pair of Raleigh bashers in roadworthy shape. It's not like I'll be riding with all this snow on the ground.

In other news, I have been released from the Sunday School presidency, and called as the Ward Choir President. My last duty as SS president was to hand Dennis Sloan (called to be the new Sunday School president) all the information on the Teachers, Students and curricula of the Delta Ward Sunday School. All the information, in other words, that Derek never bothered to give ME, when I replaced him.

I am going to enjoy being the #1 booster for the choir, and getting in the faces of anyone I can to build the best choir possible. Mostly, my duties will consist of phone calls, emails, faxes, letters, and finding babysitting so the choir can get more members of the congregation to come out. I hope to fill every one of the chairs on that pulpit stand. I know we have more than enough talent in the ward to make a good choir, what we need is COMMITMENT.

Saw the Lord of the Rings III tonight: well, it's definitely over, folks...
...Now they'll probably do "The Hobbit".

Good Night, and Happy New Year!

Next: new year's Resolutions.